officialunitedstates:

tinyvampire:

officialunitedstates:

I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it.  It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor.  The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.

OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES

what are you talking about.  im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am

(Reblogué depuis jam-watschester)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(Reblogué depuis oki-doki-loki)

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

(Reblogué depuis oki-doki-loki)

May 10th, 2011 - Sherlock Season 2 Read Through

May 10th, 2011 - Sherlock Season 2 Read Through

(Source : fyeahfreebatch)

(Reblogué depuis sherlocked-with-thebeatles)
ohheyythere21:

jerseyturd:

late9ight:

the girl on the right haha

me at the gym trying to hide my gayness

The thirst is real, she wants it haha

ohheyythere21:

jerseyturd:

late9ight:

the girl on the right haha

me at the gym trying to hide my gayness

The thirst is real, she wants it haha

(Reblogué depuis assbutt-in-the-garrison)
rucbarwhovian:

maniacmagic:

vast-fantasies:

bad-wolf-no-more:

bloodofthorns1298:

-MUSIC INTENSIFIES-

ting ting ting tingtingtingtingTINGTINGTINGTINGTINGTING

Beethoven did this too, and he was a genius.

beethoven was not a cat

Yes he was

rucbarwhovian:

maniacmagic:

vast-fantasies:

bad-wolf-no-more:

bloodofthorns1298:

-MUSIC INTENSIFIES-

ting ting ting tingtingtingtingTINGTINGTINGTINGTINGTING

Beethoven did this too, and he was a genius.

beethoven was not a cat

Yes he was

(Source : lalulutres)

(Reblogué depuis ewmartin)

dani-pants:

jet-foam:

ydrill:

The amazing attraction of the sink.

RACCOON

No those are sinks

(Reblogué depuis homosaurus-winchester)

yeezus-sneezus:

ICONIC

(Source : erewdite)

(Reblogué depuis issy-r-brien)

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it
(Reblogué depuis amazingshannonisnotonfire)
(Reblogué depuis wingsoftheslayer)