sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

(Source : ForGIFs.com)

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sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

[7year]

taco bout a coincidence

(Reblogué depuis cookingtoddlers)

happierman:

jaiden-s:

I never knew what I was missing until this very moment. How have I lived this long without little cat tongues???

DumbTongue™

(Source : unamusedsloth)

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(Reblogué depuis queenofslash)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr

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wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

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blackfemalescientist:

pretty-period:

My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.”

“give your daughters difficult names. give your daughters names that command the full use of tongue. my name makes you want to tell me the truth. my name doesn’t allow me to trust anyone that cannot pronounce it right.” - Warsan Shire

#PrettyPeriod

Never trust anyone who tries to give u a nickname instead if learning to pronounce your full name.

(Source : wesgoblins)

(Reblogué depuis fucknnerds)
(Reblogué depuis fucknnerds)

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

(Reblogué depuis queenofslash)

Sophie Turner for ASOS Magazine

(Source : ohsophieturner)

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