i got angry and made a thing.

also in addition:

-if you’re capable of doing it, HELP BAG. Especially if you have a big order. If I’m working the express lane and you only have a few things and don’t wanna bag, that’s fine and dandy. If you have 50 plus items and a line in back of you and sit there texting (or even worse and more common, staring uncomfortably at me) as I bag your groceries, it’s annoying. If you can’t, that’s also fine. But if you can, please at least try to help. And even if you don’t bag, please try not to let the bags pile up on the belt. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had a big order where the customer just stood there while the bagged belt became a mountain of groceries. 

-don’t try to persuade a closed customer to let you onto their line. this is pretty disrespectful, because it tells us that us (who have been working for hours) getting a break or going home is not as important as you getting your milk rung up without a line. It’s not cute. If a cashier is somehow able to make an exception, they’ll tell you to hop on themselves. But don’t try to bargain with us. We’re tired and want to go home.

-we won’t take your coupons if they’re expired. we won’t take them if they’re counterfeit. we won’t take them without an expiration date. we won’t take them if it’s against company policy. deal with it.

-unless you’re on the poor side and absolutely need to save the money, please don’t try that extreme couponing crap because you saw it on tv. it just holds up the line and keeps the cashier sitting there. it’s not fun for anyone but you. most of the time, stores won’t even let you do that—-notice a lot of the stores on that show arent big franchises. 

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yo true fact because of tumblr i now want the weirdest damn pets like

yes please I’ll take him

i’ll take him as well

i’ll give him a forever home too

well i wouldn’t want to break them up so i’ll take both

oh yeah and can’t forget her

fuck it just give them all to me

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astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day


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The Edge Effect - Daniel Kukla

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I laughed at this way too much….

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extremely important

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u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes

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my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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